I have recently been designated head orienteer for Expedition Lapland. Luckily, I have zero orienteering skills but an uncanny knack for both the conduction of research and absorption of knowledge. We will be largely be traversing the country by way of frozen rivers and snowmobile trails, but all of the travel necessitates a competent navigator.

Upon receiving this title, I promptly set up in the tiny yet effective Fayetteville Public Library to launch the research mission.